来一个小笑话~ little jokes~

呵呵~
偶刚刚从jusco回来~
sri kembangan 的~
嘿嘿~
然后呢偶第一次玩太鼓达人！
哇哈哈哈~
才两个歌就不行了~
打太大力手痛~
呵呵~
my honey就combo到一百..
变态的！ *你才是！*
然后就一直吃又喝~
开始觉得偶非常地肥~
整粒球在偶的肚子酱~ *肥仔！！*
不要紧啦~
迟些运动就好~
呵呵~ *骗人的..几久没运动！*
好了~
废话不多说~ *知道就好！*

比厉害！
一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡，蚊子很自豪的说：看，十年前我在她胸前叮了两口，现在肿的这么大了；螳螂不服气的说，那有什么，我十年前在她两腿间劈了一刀，至今还每个月都在流血……
*螳螂比较厉害..偶第一次看直接觉得螳螂非常厉害！！*

舍么线？
幼儿园女教师领学生游泳,不慎露出一根X毛,一学生问老师,那是什么啊女教师一狠心将其拔掉,说线头！
*啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊..痛..*

乱乱读啊？！？
有位穷书生发奋读书，就在自己的房门前写下对联以自励，上联是：‘睡草屋闭户演字’，下联是：‘卧脚塌弄笛声腾’，横批：‘甘从天命’。有一天，一个河南人路过此地，见到这副对联就心生好奇，用他的家乡话大声地念了起来：‘谁操我屁股眼子’，‘我叫他弄得生疼’……呦，还有横批！不过这次他给念反了： ‘明天重干！’”
*有点儿粗哦~不要介意~呵呵~*

不好意思啊~
好像有点儿黄又粗鲁~
呜呜呜~
笑笑就好.. T.T
呵呵~
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Oh my..
I need to type again..
I gonna pawn this stupid fellow...
He went to jusco..
Played what kind of drum..
Then ate alot..
Fat.. *sure he is!!*
He said wanna exercise.. *in his dreams!*
Then got three jokes...
Argh..
I can only write the 1st and 2nd..
3rd can be in chinese only..
This fellow made a mess out of me.. *Slap!!*

There's a mosquito and a mantis went to a bathroom..
Peek on a woman bathing..
Mosquito: See! I stung the woman's chest twice ten years ago... Now they are so big!
Mantis felt insulted so he replied: Small case dude.. I　sliced a cut between her legs ten years ago and now she's still bleeding every month!!
*not funny at all.. what is this fellow doing.. wasting my time..*

Still need the second one?...
Argh..

A kindergarten teacher brought the children to the swimming pool..
One children saw her XXX hair... *hmph!*
The teacher is embarrassed to say it..
Therefore she straight away pull it out!
"Just a line thread from the swimming suit!*

Argh!
That's it..
Stupid fellow..
Force me write english!
Burn your stupid bloggu!